“All the kidding aside, obviously we know about your credentials and breadth of experience, um… for example, recently at an episode of the Celebrity Apprentice, at the steak house, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. There was a lot of blame to go around but you Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership, so ultimately you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf; you fired Gary Busy.
And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night.”—Obama (via kateoplis)
“It’s not a strong field and who knows if they can beat you in 2012, but I’ll tell you who can definitely beat you, Mr. President: The 2008 Barack Obama. You would have loved him.”—Seth Meyers (via kateoplis)