animalstalkinginallcaps: THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE! STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. HA HA HA! I MEAN HO HO HO. WHATEVER, MAN. I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. YOU’RE SIPPING EGGNOG WHILE I’VE JUST BEEN POUNDING THE BOURBON. NEXT TO THE SUGAR COOKIES THERE SHOULD BE A PLATE OF CRICKETS. HOOK ME UP. SANTA’S DRUNK AND HUNGRY AS HELL.
25th Dec 2011✧19:181,477 notes

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!

STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. HA HA HA!

I MEAN HO HO HO.

WHATEVER, MAN. I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. YOU’RE SIPPING EGGNOG WHILE I’VE JUST BEEN POUNDING THE BOURBON. NEXT TO THE SUGAR COOKIES THERE SHOULD BE A PLATE OF CRICKETS. HOOK ME UP. SANTA’S DRUNK AND HUNGRY AS HELL.



 
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